I’m not much of a shopper. In fact, I actually hate it unless I’m in dire need of something. I know, gasp, what girl doesn’t like to shop?! Today I reluctantly tagged along to the Freehold Raceway Mall with my mom and sister. As I dragged my feet behind them I stumbled upon these treasures. Behold the Jersey Shore shrine hanging in the junior department of Macy’s.

For just $14.99 you can don your favorite Jersey Shore stereotypes and catchphrases proudly across your chest, courtesy of Jet Set. Forget those typical lifeguard sweatshirts that everyone rocked with their beloved Jersey beach along the bottom, because The Situation and the seven other clowns he lives with have taken over not only our television screens, but our wardrobe selection as well.

In the sunglasses department, there may be an late 80’s, early 90’s revival at hand. The classic Ray Ban Wayfarers are back in (did they ever really go out?). The latest comeback for this stalwart… inspired by the recent Guitar Hero Risky Business commercials, perhaps?

Lumbo samples his own merchandise

If the shades below look vaguely familiar, recall the old school Oakleys you (OK, make that I) rocked back in the day. Men.style.com says the see-through rims are the trend du jour, but the tortoise and the black rims are tight (90’s theme, c’mon).

Smiths Work for Misters and Missus $100 - $125

For board shorts, there’s a new stretch fabric, water resistant material washing up onshore. Keeps the chafe away and the boys happy.

Bill Alexander Bong's Platinum X board shorts, 75 clams

And Mike’s predicting a surge in skimboarding, moving more of these suckers so far this year than maybe even all of last summer. Makes sense, cheaper than a surfboard, effective when there’s no waves… And like every other alternative-type sport, the kids are pushing the envelope more and more all the time.

Zap Skimboards - start around $80

So watch your ankles down by the surf this summer, because if there’s a surge in skimboard sales, that most certainly means skimboard grommets!

Lumbo is celebrating his 10th anniversary at Right Coast, so he outta know! Stop in and get schooled by and old school fool himself.