When the Mallow’s Flaming…
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 Comments

Marshmallow, graham cracker, Hershey's and one surprise ingredient...perfection.
When planning a 4th of July barbecue, look no further for a dessert to serve than everyone’s favorite campfire treat. It’s actually a sneaky way to push some of the work of entertaining onto your guests, which should be every good hostess’s goal. (Forgive me, Martha.)
I can think of no better s’more tutorial than the one Ham Porter gives Scotty Smalls in The Sandlot:
Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s’more?
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s’more?
Smalls: I haven’t had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham Porter: You’re killing me Smalls! These are s’more’s stuff! Alright now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the ‘mallow. When the ‘mallows flaming… you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!
(courtesy of IMDBso please pardon any misquotes. note: if you ever say “You’re killing me, Smalls” to a friend who has just asked a dumb question or made some inane remark and you are met with a blank stare, un-friend that person immediately.)
We had an impromptu s’more party on Tuesday in the middle of an impromptu shower. Despite having no experience with the Boy Scouts, Little Brother is our designated firestarter and was skilled enough to get the job done in the rain.

Even amid the raindrops, we bring the fire.
While the firepit is a nice touch, you can make these over the grill or even inside on the stove. You bypass the smoke and need to actually ignite pieces of wood, which can be good or bad, depending on your opinion of the smell of smoke. After our MDW patio fire, my hair smelt like a campfire for days despite numerous shampooings. However, reeking of the woods is a small price to pay when you like your marshmallow absolutely charred like I do.

Look at that beautiful burnt shell. Mmmm.
The beauty of the s’more is that it’s like a blank canvas. Yes, the traditional s’more consists of the trinity that our friend Ham discusses – graham cracker, chocolate, toasted marshmallow – but you can let your imagination run wild. When we ran out of Hershey’s bars, we slapped Nutellaon the graham crackers instead. My favorite is the traditional trio with a shmearof peanut butter on the cracker. Baby bro and I had a brainstorming session and came up with some sweet ideas, which can – and should – be wholesale lifted and sampled.
-PBJ S’more: marshmallow, peanut butter and jelly (obviously)
-The Elvis S’more: marshmallow, peanut butter and banana slices
-Thinly sliced apple, caramel sauce and marshmallow on cinnamon graham crackers
-Thinly sliced strawberries, chocolate and marshmallow
-Oatmeal raisin cookies instead of graham crackers
-White chocolate bars on marshmallow chocolate graham crackers
-Substitute a Reese’s peanut butter cup for a regular Hershey bar
It goes on. Actually, we may now change our life plans and open up a s’morecafe. My mom keeps the cabinets perpetually stocked with the all-American s’more trio: Jet-Puffed ‘mallows, Hershey’s chocolate and Honey Maid graham crackers – probably the perfect dessert to cap any Independence Day celebration. TJ, the author of the Declaration himself, would be pleased.

